Monday, June 27, 2011


Day 40 of hospital bed rest

I am going to reiterate this is going to be a "gross" post LOL  Before I dive into the "fun", NST this morning was great! The twins had good heart beats and no contractions.  OK here goes...

It happened yesterday actually.  Well, I went #2 twice yesterday no biggie.  I did notice that I felt "sore" after.  I just chalked it up to the fact they have really cheap toilet paper.  Well that irritation didn't go away over night.  I had Brandy again today (she's a great nurse) and told her what was up.  I had no clue, so she checked.  Sure enough, I got my first hemorrhoid!!!  I was like AWESOME!  I told her I didn't even do anything.  She said it's probably just from all the baby in me.  I have given my mom a lot of crap for getting them (got them from my unmedicated delivery).  I have made a lot of jokes over the years.  Today the tides had turned.  Of course, I called her and told alright it's time for all the jokes so let them rip.  She's like why? I was like because I have a hemorrhoid.   She was literally crying laughing so hard.  Needless to say, she had a very funny Monday LOL  Since this has never happened before, I asked Brandy how long it lasts.  She said it depends but usually it just goes away w/the medication.  She did say sometimes they have to be surgically removed -- YIKES!!  I will say the "foam" they prescribed feels like it's "working" LOL.  My mom was then telling me stories of my grandma.  I guess they were called "piles" back in the day which is just gross and hilarious. Uhhh so yea that's pregnancy for ya.  Here's to hoping the foam works, and I don't need surgery -- ewww.  On that note almost time for the bacholerette!

Until Tomorrow,

Whitney & The Twinkies


  1. Lol. Dang..maybe I've gotten that a couple times already, I just don't know because a nurse isn't checking me. But I have felt sore and hurt down there after #2 once in awhile..Lol! So mother dearest got you back huh, lol. Karma is a total bitch. Hope you get better soon :)

  2. Ha! The ad on the right hand side of your blog was for top hemorrhoid treatments! It's like they could read your blog! I'm sorry and hope that it goes away quick!

  3. LMAO! Yep, now there's an ad on your page for hemorroid treatment, too funny! I hope the medicine works for you though, I had one with my last child and I pray I don't with this one! Yikes!