I am going to reiterate this is going to be a "gross" post LOL Before I dive into the "fun", NST this morning was great! The twins had good heart beats and no contractions. OK here goes...
It happened yesterday actually. Well, I went #2 twice yesterday no biggie. I did notice that I felt "sore" after. I just chalked it up to the fact they have really cheap toilet paper. Well that irritation didn't go away over night. I had Brandy again today (she's a great nurse) and told her what was up. I had no clue, so she checked. Sure enough, I got my first hemorrhoid!!! I was like AWESOME! I told her I didn't even do anything. She said it's probably just from all the baby in me. I have given my mom a lot of crap for getting them (got them from my unmedicated delivery). I have made a lot of jokes over the years. Today the tides had turned. Of course, I called her and told alright it's time for all the jokes so let them rip. She's like why? I was like because I have a hemorrhoid. She was literally crying laughing so hard. Needless to say, she had a very funny Monday LOL Since this has never happened before, I asked Brandy how long it lasts. She said it depends but usually it just goes away w/the medication. She did say sometimes they have to be surgically removed -- YIKES!! I will say the "foam" they prescribed feels like it's "working" LOL. My mom was then telling me stories of my grandma. I guess they were called "piles" back in the day which is just gross and hilarious. Uhhh so yea that's pregnancy for ya. Here's to hoping the foam works, and I don't need surgery -- ewww. On that note almost time for the bacholerette!
Whitney & The Twinkies